Good Times... Noodle Salad....

Here's a cool LINK to a website that has a bunch of folks writing little blurbs about "Perks."

I'm curious as to what Charlie will be like in 6 years. I say 6 because it's far enough away where I can make statements like this. I think that he's going to be a frat-boy womanizer. Here is my rationale....

I knew this kid in highschool who was named Tim. He wasn't quite as bad as Charlie. But I swear he didn't have any but like 2 friends. I never heard the kid talk. He was kind of a loner. He was kinda nerdy. He just seemed to observe. The only reason I noticed him was simply because of the fact that I was an observer and a deep thinker (though I was not shy). He blended in to the atmosphere like Charlie Watts from the Rolling Stones (well, he kinda stands out when he's with Wood, Jagger, and Richards).

I seriously saw the kid a couple years out of highschool. He hangs out with a couple of my friends now. Tim has become Pimp of the Nation. He dresses and acts like a totally different person. He gets so many girls, I should call him Grand Master Woo. (I seriously just made that up!)

I think that Charlie will open up in college and get in with a Frat or something. It just seems like something that he will do. People seem to come out of college the opposite of how they go in. People like Charlie and Tim open up and become something you may not like so much (though, I could be wrong because Charlie is very deep and caring, I'm pretty much going on outward appearance here). Jerks like me (how I used to be) come out of college Born-Again Christians (True story, I used to be a real depressed jerk before I got saved).

Charlie could turn out the opposite I suppose. Perhaps he will change the world or something. Perhaps he (if he were real) would have done something really productive and would live a pretty successful life. Obviously he'll have to iron out a few things first.


speaking of Charlie, I was reading Libby's post on "Perks." She has a neat little quiz on there that will tell you which "perks" character you are. Swiggity.

Thinking about Charlie's first relationship reminds me of my first. When you are that young, you are stupid and you can weigh nothing in perspective. Highschool relationships are a joke anyways. Charlie goes out with Mary-Elizabeth to fill the void. I suppose most highschoolers do this. My first relationship (and most of my relationships) were simply just void-fillers. In the rare instance that you meet someone that you play all your cards right with, you just might marry that person (in west michigan, where if you're not married by 12 you are not cool.. Yes, I said 12...). I would argue that this is a complete fluke. It's a harmony birthed from chaos... Only forseen by God. In the end it turns out to be some rediculous, stomach-twisting, vomit-inducing, and cute love story... "Your father was my first and he'll be my last!" If people don't get this, you start getting antsy and start dating people (then you fall easy prey to those who seek to rip out hearts "unintentionally"... those romantic vampires).